Cover Art We Couldn't Use Because We're Too Cheap

by Alan Seabourne

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Every now and then here at DT&R, we like to put a momentary hold on the well-phrased fart jokes in order to please our large hippie demographic. With that in mind, here are five - one above, four below - of the more spectacular pieces of art we've seen recently, all drawn by Alan Seabourne. If we weren't such cheap bastards - settling for online publication instead of trading our one remaining virgin hole (Rick's left ear) for printing money - we would've used them for our next 5 covers. Enjoy.

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Alan Seabourne wants to populate the world. If you have working ovaries and a decently attractive vagina, please contact him on his MySpace page or his email address for more information on how he can impregnate you.