Clip-Fart

by Dan Burt

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In our final installment of artistic celebration catalogued in Visual Feasts, Dan Burt examines what happens when you are bored out of your freakin' mind and have access to royalty-free Clipart.

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Artexhibit

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Attemptedapology

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Classroomlesson

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Dinnerconversation

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Grannysadvice

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Juggling

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Pillowfightmishap

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Sometimes Dan Burt doesn't know who he is. If he hasn't gotten laid lately, Dan Burt lives in Alabama with his wife and two sons. He is the creator of the humor web site Captain Canard. Dan enjoys reading, writing silly stories and sketch comedy, and collecting vintage Canadian beaver pelts. In his spare time, he works for the federal government. Contact Dan via email here.

If his wife will no longer let him enter her at all, Dan Burt is currently attending graduate school because of a mid-life crisis, a fetish for knowledge, and a masochistic passion for intellectual pursuit. Instead of a master's thesis, he plans to create a humor website for the college. In his spare time, Dan works for the federal government. He is also a member of Mensa (at least for now).

And finally, when he's desperate enough to visit the local brothel where his mother works, most likely adding an STD to his already burgeoning amount, Dan Burt is the sultry, circumcised creator of the libertine website Captain Canard. A vagina fetishist with a freakish tongue, Dan enjoys pearl diving, vulva fluffing, and G-spot licking.