Happy Holidays, Fucktard(s)!

by The Editors

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With Jesus-time approaching - we don't celebrate any of those other "holidays" around here - us DT&R folk have decided to take a bit of a hiatus for the next few weeks. In the meantime, feel free to search our archives ("I'll search YOUR archives!) to find respite from the incessant bickering that will inevitably destroy your family, leaving you in the care of your creepy uncle.

But look on the bright side: At least then, after your uncle's molestations, you'll have stories that are DT&R-worthy. And you can obviously send those to us via the appropriate email address, even during our hiatus.

Happy holidays, folks. Try not to get syphilis, the gift that keeps on giving.