Snapshots from the SOTU

by Rick Paulas

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A snapshot of the evening: Bush rambling, Pelosi mid-blink, Cheney coldly staring into the crevices of your black soul.

More after the jump.

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The President makes his entrance, ignored by the ladies in the room, who are too busy fantasizing about the well-hung Democratic Floor Manager.

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Bush opens with an ill-advised Obama-Osama icebreaker joke.

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Cheney welcomes the new Speaker of the House Pelosi the only way he knows how: by taking aim and firing a patented V.P. Stinkbomb.

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The moment of stink impact for Pelosi. Cheney grins for a job well done.

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As is usually the case, Bush gets hit with some stink shrapnel but manages to push ahead.

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Hillary is all smiles after dispatching her opponent in her usual method: icepick to the back of the neck.

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Ted Kennedy considers rehab for the 19th consecutive year.

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A young congressman contemplates having a cock near his ear.

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While the audience for "Black Women In Red Pantsuits Who Love Men With Mustaches" porn niche is very small, its customer base is extremely loyal.

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Walnuts approves of interracial sex.

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A groundbreaking illusionist, Cheney goes one step beyond simply drinking water while performing the ventriloquist act. He makes his dummy drink too.

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Senator Chuck Grassley approves of magic.

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Stereotypes are around for a reason: Pelosi checks her hair, Cheney checks his cock.

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Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice wants to eat your brains.

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Rick Paulas is an editor for Duct Tape & Rouge.